mymarthajones:

Reason 1-infinity I love this show:

the facial expressions

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30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE

Day 16: Favourite Winston moment → Being weird about the girly drinks

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I just moved to California a few weeks ago…I get there, I get out of my car; literally 10 seconds after I get out my car, this car pulls up, this guy pokes his out of the window, he yells at me “Hey Kumar, where’s Harold!” and drives away! TEN FUCKING SECONDS, like he’d been waiting around the corner for weeks like “I can’t wait for a brown to come to town: I’ve got a pop culture reference that will belittle him”.

I got so angry, and whenever somebody’s racist to me I get so angry, and I was trying to think “Why?”. And I think it’s because, when somebody is racist to you, there are no comebacks: there is nothing you can say to win. I mean, what am I gonna do: be racist back to them? No, because I’m not racist, and because most of the people who are racist to me are…white, and it’s very tricky to be racist to white people. Like, what am I gonna be, like “Oh, I’m Kumar? Well….you’re the lead in most movies that come out! Your move”.

Kumail Nanjiani (via illhaveyouknowimscaredtodeath)

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thedailywhat:

Novelty Twitter Account of the Day: Feminist Taylor Swift

Check out @FeministTaylorSwift, the latest viral novelty Twitter account that parodies the songs lyrics of the pop idol singer with a feminist undertone. Since its launch by college senior and blogger Clara Beyer on June 12th, the feed has gained more than 78,000 followers after a plenty of blog and news media coverage over the weekend. For more info, check out the Know Your Meme entry.

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theavc:

We have been given a gift today, and that gift is the Periodic Table of Muppets. It is best paired with Street Smart Cyclists’ Pastor Of Muppets EP and fuzzy childhood memories.

theavc:

We have been given a gift today, and that gift is the Periodic Table of Muppets. It is best paired with Street Smart Cyclists’ Pastor Of Muppets EP and fuzzy childhood memories.

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every-loki-lies:

carryonwaywardarcher:

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Jensen Quackles

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I swear, every time I see this my mood goes up by 967%

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wilwheaton:

This morning, a TSA officer at LAX humiliated and shamed my 15-year-old daughter. She is traveling with a group of high school students on a college tour and we were not with her when he verbally abused her.

The TSA dipshits at LAX, in addition to the general “we hate our jobs so fuck you for being here” attitude from 90% of the LAX employees drove me to abandon LAX and fly out of Burbank instead, even if that means I have a 2+ hour layover.

Yes, it is worth spending 2 hours somewhere else so I don’t have to deal with LAX at all. LAX is a giant pile of fail.

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